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Dude dont talk to me, I just realized that if Mutant Mayhem happens during this ungodly year of 2023 these babies were born in 2008 and I am going FERAL over this
SHREK 3 IS FUCKING OLDER THAN THEM OKAY I AM SCREAMING LOOK AT THOSE BABIES THEY ARE MY KIDDOS I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS OKAY LOOK AT THEM I JUST CANT-
#if you can't get homemade weird horniness then store bought is fine
#if you can’t
get homemade weird horniness
then store bought is fine
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s important to recognise that Barbie (2023) criticises both the patriarchy AND the matriarchy. Yes, the Ken’s are just accessories to the Barbies. Yes, they don’t have any say in the government they live under. That’s the point, you’re supposed to feel awful, you’re supposed to want the Kens to have their own agency, you’re supposed to want equality. The Barbie movie explicitly states that the way Barbie treats Ken is wrong, so much so that once he finds a safe space for his masculinity and individual identity he’s so excited to share it with the other Kens.
But they go overboard and replace a matriarchy with a patriarchy and now the same issue exists but in reverse. That’s the POINT!! THATS THE POINT!!! Barbie is not anti-men it’s pro equality PLEASE understand this
I have seen the barbie movie and I can now say with 100% certainty that I have always been wrong: Max Steel isn’t Barbie’s boyfriend and neither is Ken
Max and Ken are dating and she’s their biggest supporter
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you’re absolutely correct it was
Hell yeah
Always worth a reblog, because always fun.
Me: okay back from vacations time to finish my ar-
Father Nurgle, readying his shot gun: You thought child
Day 5 - Furious / Calm
It took so much time, so many stellar cycles of wishful thinking and waiting, agonizing waiting. When the time came and the planet was finally engulfed in a fire pit Starscream let out a guttural scream, he could finally take his revenge, he could finally let this agonizing rage out…
And he knew exactly where to go next
Gonna have to put saturday and sunday’s doodles on pause cause I am being drag to some family get together by the beach! :) so p much gonna be mostly offline and just having some time to finally relax, enjoy a really angry egomaniac while I’m gone in the meantime
Day 4- Expedition / Home
Sometimes when Starscream questions himself if it is really worth ending a millennium-old war just to end up stuck with good for nothing ground bots that do nothing but waste his precious time by constantly belittling his genius he can always be sure the answer is waiting back at home
Day 3- Miracle / Mundane
“They are ours” It had to be a lie, there was no way they would let him, the one and only greatest (ex) Decepticon Air Commander, have this… right?
“This protoform, this sparkling… Starlight, they’re ours” It was a miracle
Day 2- Remorse / Relief
He has always been weak
Still kind of a doodle cause man I thought I’ll be able to clean this one up but took too long trying to get this darn pose to work, anyway have some heartbroken (shattered if you will) SG!Jetfire far off into another galaxy and away from everyone, to mourn, grieve an regret all on his own
Day 1- Curious / Belonging
Man don’t you just hate it when you are spending time with your bro, talking about science and space and just end up wondering what would their lips feel like against yours?? super wild!
Ajaaaaaa I am trying my best to do these in a timely matter but 1 I have forgotten I do, in fact, work various hours and that I am also a very slow artist so most likely I’d have to go with doodles and scribbles again X’D oh well, have two pinning idiots :)
Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.
- “Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”
2. “Come now my child.”
*bluey the album starts playing*
3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”
4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”
5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta
6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text
7.
“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”
8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked
9.
*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*
“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”
10.
“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”
11.
*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*
“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “
12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*
“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”
13.
“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”
14.
*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*
“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”
15.
16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.
17.
“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”
18.
we miss him a lot